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decided to burn some calories today
i wish i lived in england!! then i’d have a cute english boyfr-
“honey, i’m home!” i yell. the honey does not respond. it cannot talk
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
Oh God Yes
today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”
one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the faceYes, Just Yes.
don’t go to friends when you’re sad
go to music
don’t over-think when you’re sad
go to sleep
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